Wet Toilet Seat Discovered Too Late

Grand Island, NE – “The first thing I thought was, ‘Great, my ass is wet. I hope that’s not urine,” recalled Pamela Cody, 23.

Ms. Cody described an incident which happened early Monday morning in public women’s restroom.

“I had only been at work for, like 20 minutes,” continued Cody. “The staff bathroom is always occupied that time of the day so I had to use the public one down the hall. I walked in and sat down; that’s when it hit me. The seat was all wet!”

Cody commented on the frustration that comes from the realization that she forgot to check before she sat down.

“I mean, come on! This is a women’s bathroom, it’s not like you can miss. What the hell are people doing in here that causes them to piss on the seat?”

She admitted that her cynicism leads her to assume the liquid on the seat is urine; adding that it could be a number of other substances, none of which are appealing.

“There’s not much I can do about it now,” explained Cody, defeated. “I had to just sit there with a wet ass until it dried, but the idea was just really disturbing.”