GE Announces New “Problematic”

Fairfield, CT – General Electric’s stock is up this morning after a press conference held Friday. The company’s CEO, Jeff Immelt, told a crowd of hundreds about a new product that could change the face of GE.

The product he announced will be called the GE Problematic and it promises to revolutionize the industry.

“It’s been many years since we’ve been able to announce a product which can only be called problematic,” said Immelt. “My advice to the consumer would be ‘Brace yourself for a problematic future.”

A crowd of excited industry professionals crammed into the small conference area to observe the problematic action. General Electric claims that this product will offer a problematic touch to a consumer’s entire life.
Executives at GE are hoping that the problematic will help recoup the losses suffered from last year’s “Crap-o-lux” system.