Sunday, July 6, 2008

Death Star Destroyed

Coruscant – Thought to be impregnable, the Death Star has been destroyed. Many people are mourning the loss.

According to reports, a small weakness in the battle station’s design was exploited by rebels. Hundreds of thousands of people were killed in the tragic attack.

Darth Vader, the Death Star’s commander, was not on board at the time, but is presumed dead as well.

It is unclear whether or not the Empire will attempt to rebuild. Reports have suggested that the Empire is considering using the space as a memorial to the battle station.

The Death Star is survived by two children, and was three days away from retirement