Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Judge Judy Calmly Accepts Rapture

Los Angeles, CA – On July 29, 2008, an earthquake disturbed the city of Los Angeles. Millions of people and daily activities were interrupted; among these was a taping of the popular court television show, Judge Judy.

“Everything was going normally,” explained Mark Koehler, an audience member. “Then everything started to shake. We were all kind of scared and people started running out of the room.”

According to reports, the show’s host, Judge Judith Sheindlin, quickly reacted to the seismic event. Once she noticed the shaking, Judge Judy allegedly got up, and headed for an exit located behind the bench.

Witnesses say that the former family court Judge calmly walked into the hallway, raised her arms and shouted, “Come and get me you son of a bitch!”

“As she (Judge Judy) was walking out of the room, I tried to make sure she was alright,” stated the show’s stage manager. “She didn’t respond at all. She was just walking and mumbling something.”

What Judge Judy was mumbling was caught on her microphone, which she neglected to remove as she fled.

“The recording was difficult to make out,” noted Sal Martone, a sound engineer for Judge Judy. “All we could get was, she kept saying, ‘ I knew it, here it comes, he said he’d be coming for me.”

Apparently, this wasn’t the first such incident. Family members of Judge Judy say that this is similar to how she reacts to every earthquake; calmly resigned mumbling. Loved ones claim no knowledge of who is ‘coming for her’.
Experts suggest that perhaps Judge Judy’s entranced ramblings and erratic behavior are due to some long past deal with Satan, but admit that there is too little evidence to be sure.


Jennifer said...

what a loon.

Funny loon at least!