Friday, May 23, 2008

Obama to GOP: I Will Slap the Black Right Off of You

New York, NY - Sen. Barack Obama spoke with Good Morning America declaring his opinion about the Republican Party attacking his wife, Michelle.

“…If they think that they're going to try to make Michelle an issue in this campaign, they should be careful. Because that I find unacceptable," began an atypically fervent Obama.

The Presidential hopeful continued, proclaiming that the GOP had best watch their mouths. Senator Obama explained that this is not the way business is conducted, where he comes from; if they want to get crazy, he’s willing to get crazy.

“To borrow a colloquial expression; I will slap the black right off of the GOP if they don’t back off of my family,” stated Sen. Obama, jokingly, but with an unmistakable seriousness.

The Republican Party laughed off the expression; noting that they “haven’t got any black to slap”.