Monday, June 16, 2008

Area Man Eager to Find Area Woman, Have Area Kids

Local Vicinity, U.S. – “It seems really hard to find a nice girl,” stated an area man. “I’d like to start a family.”

The area man explained that he started out as an area boy, and then became an area teen. For a short time he was an area college student. Since his graduation last year, he has reportedly decided that he has become an area man.

“I know a lot of people would disagree with my ambitions,” stated the man. “But I’ve always wanted to be an area father.”

According to reports, the man’s friends have suggested that he try going elsewhere to find a mate.

“Well now, that would defeat the purpose, wouldn’t it?” The area man continued, “Then she wouldn’t be an area woman would she?”