Saturday, April 26, 2008

Frog Runs for Congress on “It’s Not Easy Bein’ Green” Platform

Los Angeles, CA- Kermit the Frog announced today that he would be running for United States Congress in the upcoming election. He has taken a strong environmentalist stance using the campaign slogan, “It’s not easy bein’ green”.

Mr. Frog stated that the road to being truly eco-friendly is a long one with many difficult challenges. He urged Americans, as citizens of Earth, to meet the challenge head on. Suggesting that it’s not easy, but it is our responsibility.

Other noted environmentalists such as former Vice President Al Gore, have criticized the campaign; claiming, “…we want people to think it’s easy”.

Kermit the Frog cited his successes in a variety of other vocations as “real world” experience. Previously, he has hosted The Tonight Show, stood in for Larry King, covered breaking news from Fairy Tale land and served a brief stint as an astronaut.

The Green Party has yet to comment on the rumored affiliation with Mr. Frog.

2 comments:

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